Funny But True

Just want to share some funny but true jokes with you guys.... *Jokes from the forwarded emails*

1. Whatever
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2. Anything
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Men: Then find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. You decide
Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anyting

Our Supar Heero!

I'm here to share a jokes with you guys!!!

A : 'Waiter....
B : 'Yes... Sir....?

A : 'May I know your name?..'
B : 'Batman...'

A : 'May I know your name?'
B : 'My name is Bat-man...'

A : 'Trying to be funny?!. I guess your father is SUPERMAN!!..'
B : 'Yes you're correct...'

A : 'I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!...'
B : ' ?????.......'

"Batman's Identity Card"
*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*